I did have something i was going to write about.It seems to have slipped my mind.
Can't think why.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Zombie Nosh...
I did have something i was going to write about.It seems to have slipped my mind.
Can't think why.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
The Anarchists Jokebook...
Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
Because property is theft.
Well apparantly a global pandemic of asian bird flu is going to bring the world to it's knees. i feel however that seeing as this year we have already had the asian tsunami, katrina and the kashmiri earthquake, nevermind the constant flow of death and destruction cpmoing from iraq, palestine and more african repuplics that you can shake an AK at, a few more deaths won't hurt. i think i'm going to be alright as i'm in norfolk and i don't think they've heard of asia here.
besides i thought it was perfectly normal for birds to fly.
Because property is theft.
Well apparantly a global pandemic of asian bird flu is going to bring the world to it's knees. i feel however that seeing as this year we have already had the asian tsunami, katrina and the kashmiri earthquake, nevermind the constant flow of death and destruction cpmoing from iraq, palestine and more african repuplics that you can shake an AK at, a few more deaths won't hurt. i think i'm going to be alright as i'm in norfolk and i don't think they've heard of asia here.
besides i thought it was perfectly normal for birds to fly.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Back of Beyond, an new level of shithole.
Well i have spectacularly failed to keep my blog up to date.
The reason for this? I have been currently touring the industrial areas and ringroads of england in my quest to sort rubbish into data. Well yay for me. i am not feeling incredibly inspired sheltering from the drizzle in salisbury's prestigious 1960's library. I am also too scared to open ant attachments sent to me by some of my less civilised contacts for fear of recieving a piture of a man showing love for his pet. well shee-it. Of all the places i have been this month Fareham was the worst. in fact i reccomend you take your a-z of england and some tipp-ex and eradicate the area totally from your world as you wont ever want to go there. Ever.
Widnes was quite nice. it had a good selection of accents (always fun to imitate the locals, without being punched) and was only a stones throw from north wales which, after accidentally vitistin Rhyl (it sounded nice on the map) we wenth to bethesda near bangor which was absolutly stunning.
Fairly high level capering was had in the travelodge over the weekend. monday wasn't pretty. I hav'nt drank any alcholhol since monday. going to make it to friday and then undo any good i've done no doubt.
The reason for this? I have been currently touring the industrial areas and ringroads of england in my quest to sort rubbish into data. Well yay for me. i am not feeling incredibly inspired sheltering from the drizzle in salisbury's prestigious 1960's library. I am also too scared to open ant attachments sent to me by some of my less civilised contacts for fear of recieving a piture of a man showing love for his pet. well shee-it. Of all the places i have been this month Fareham was the worst. in fact i reccomend you take your a-z of england and some tipp-ex and eradicate the area totally from your world as you wont ever want to go there. Ever.
Widnes was quite nice. it had a good selection of accents (always fun to imitate the locals, without being punched) and was only a stones throw from north wales which, after accidentally vitistin Rhyl (it sounded nice on the map) we wenth to bethesda near bangor which was absolutly stunning.
Fairly high level capering was had in the travelodge over the weekend. monday wasn't pretty. I hav'nt drank any alcholhol since monday. going to make it to friday and then undo any good i've done no doubt.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Spot The Difference Competition!
Can you spot the difference between these two images?
Send your answers to wiz@gmail.com and you could win some WALLPAPER!!!
Saturday, September 24, 2005
John peel wallpaper!
Exclusive John Peel wallpaper.
The man, the legend
The wallpaper
The same deal as before.
Friday, September 23, 2005
Zombie Wallpaper
To celebrate George Romero's brilliant new addition to the dead trilogy (so that makes it what? A quadrigy?). Wiz has been slaving over a hot paintbox to bring you this EXCLUSIVE 'i'm gay for zombies' wallpaper for Windows and maybe Mac,This bespoke digital artwork, features a beautiful 'zombie wiz' motif and has been loving constructed using the very latest in computer generated imaging tools.
Be the envy of your workmates with this FREE GIFT. Simply email wiz812@gmail.com and he will send it back to you since he can't be arsed to upload it anywhere right now this second.
Any donations in the form of paintbox drawings of yourself as a zombie would be greatly appreciated, make 'em about 70 X 70 pixels big and we can make a whole virtual pixel ZOMBIE HORDE and take over desktops all over the world.
Monday, September 19, 2005
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