Tubular Balls...

i've been doing well eating the governments recomended 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day. I've had to give up eating bananas on the tube though, i'm a bit worried about being blown away by some met officer who thinks he's clint eastwood, "is that thing loaded son?". Also i deliver boxed, wind up ticking alarm clocks wrapped in brown paper for a living ad i dont want to complicate things any more.

The tube is a great place to catch up on some reading, just the walls will take up most of you journey time and if thats not enough you can always read half a metro or the propery section of the evening standard. did the underground of the late nineteenth century have 'tiny tim' scratched on the window?

One does find oneself asking the age old question, "is this a fruit or a vegetable" quite often, i mean surely there are more than five raisins in a Fruit and Nut. Cider is made from apples, crisps from spuds, peanuts (not dry roasted, they're made fom shite), in fact taking these into account, i'll see you at opening time.