I did have something i was going to write about.It seems to have slipped my mind.
Can't think why.
Friday, October 21, 2005
Zombie Nosh...
I did have something i was going to write about.It seems to have slipped my mind.
Can't think why.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
The Anarchists Jokebook...
Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
Because property is theft.
Well apparantly a global pandemic of asian bird flu is going to bring the world to it's knees. i feel however that seeing as this year we have already had the asian tsunami, katrina and the kashmiri earthquake, nevermind the constant flow of death and destruction cpmoing from iraq, palestine and more african repuplics that you can shake an AK at, a few more deaths won't hurt. i think i'm going to be alright as i'm in norfolk and i don't think they've heard of asia here.
besides i thought it was perfectly normal for birds to fly.
Because property is theft.
Well apparantly a global pandemic of asian bird flu is going to bring the world to it's knees. i feel however that seeing as this year we have already had the asian tsunami, katrina and the kashmiri earthquake, nevermind the constant flow of death and destruction cpmoing from iraq, palestine and more african repuplics that you can shake an AK at, a few more deaths won't hurt. i think i'm going to be alright as i'm in norfolk and i don't think they've heard of asia here.
besides i thought it was perfectly normal for birds to fly.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Back of Beyond, an new level of shithole.
Well i have spectacularly failed to keep my blog up to date.
The reason for this? I have been currently touring the industrial areas and ringroads of england in my quest to sort rubbish into data. Well yay for me. i am not feeling incredibly inspired sheltering from the drizzle in salisbury's prestigious 1960's library. I am also too scared to open ant attachments sent to me by some of my less civilised contacts for fear of recieving a piture of a man showing love for his pet. well shee-it. Of all the places i have been this month Fareham was the worst. in fact i reccomend you take your a-z of england and some tipp-ex and eradicate the area totally from your world as you wont ever want to go there. Ever.
Widnes was quite nice. it had a good selection of accents (always fun to imitate the locals, without being punched) and was only a stones throw from north wales which, after accidentally vitistin Rhyl (it sounded nice on the map) we wenth to bethesda near bangor which was absolutly stunning.
Fairly high level capering was had in the travelodge over the weekend. monday wasn't pretty. I hav'nt drank any alcholhol since monday. going to make it to friday and then undo any good i've done no doubt.
The reason for this? I have been currently touring the industrial areas and ringroads of england in my quest to sort rubbish into data. Well yay for me. i am not feeling incredibly inspired sheltering from the drizzle in salisbury's prestigious 1960's library. I am also too scared to open ant attachments sent to me by some of my less civilised contacts for fear of recieving a piture of a man showing love for his pet. well shee-it. Of all the places i have been this month Fareham was the worst. in fact i reccomend you take your a-z of england and some tipp-ex and eradicate the area totally from your world as you wont ever want to go there. Ever.
Widnes was quite nice. it had a good selection of accents (always fun to imitate the locals, without being punched) and was only a stones throw from north wales which, after accidentally vitistin Rhyl (it sounded nice on the map) we wenth to bethesda near bangor which was absolutly stunning.
Fairly high level capering was had in the travelodge over the weekend. monday wasn't pretty. I hav'nt drank any alcholhol since monday. going to make it to friday and then undo any good i've done no doubt.
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