The red lightbulb of justice...

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Bollocks! I must have drifted off for the last lovely bit of the winter! Aah well, i've missed out the last few gruelling months o winter. What a shame. I've emerged bright tailed and bushy faced, ready to summer it up like a bad boy! Why not download some lovely full lenngth mixes from the legendery http://www.tribeofmunt.co.uk/Music/Music.htm they have both kind of music, hardcore and techno.

I am in two minds whether to go the czech this year. You thoughts, yay or nay would be nice on the comments board. I dont haver much of a mind and i am extremely impressional, not to mention gullible. Anyway i'll post all the shit wot i dun on 'yere.
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Tubular Balls...

i've been doing well eating the governments recomended 5 pieces of fruit and veg a day. I've had to give up eating bananas on the tube though, i'm a bit worried about being blown away by some met officer who thinks he's clint eastwood, "is that thing loaded son?". Also i deliver boxed, wind up ticking alarm clocks wrapped in brown paper for a living ad i dont want to complicate things any more.

The tube is a great place to catch up on some reading, just the walls will take up most of you journey time and if thats not enough you can always read half a metro or the propery section of the evening standard. did the underground of the late nineteenth century have 'tiny tim' scratched on the window?

One does find oneself asking the age old question, "is this a fruit or a vegetable" quite often, i mean surely there are more than five raisins in a Fruit and Nut. Cider is made from apples, crisps from spuds, peanuts (not dry roasted, they're made fom shite), in fact taking these into account, i'll see you at opening time.

world wide w*ank...

I've just made a website for my pappy. If you're interested in Soundproofing or acousticly treating anything, he's yer man. visit his frankly, amazing site by clicking on this voice associates link.

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Sherri Moon

Darlene, don't take your mum to town...

I remember when i was about 10, I had a massive crush on Darlene from Roseanne. There was something about that dusky lesbian in a check shirt and levi's 501s that stirred somthing in me. Maybe it was the dry sense of humour, or the bubble perm but whatever it was it showed me that redneck girs rock, this has stuck with me until now.
It started off fairly innocently, a little dolly parton a little Coors, daisy duke playing pool with some drunk trucker from reno, then whuppin his ass when he grabs her arse as she takes a shot.
Before too long i was drinking JD with Christina Aguilera, drink driving my way across the south with some stolen credit cards and big sunglasses.
These days i'm too busy taking pot shots at the local god botherers and livestock with Sherri Moon and Gauge to be bothered to watch Roseanne. We make our own moonshine and place bets on how many BBQ chitlins cousin earl can eat without hurling. It's a simple life, we mostly just spend our days kickin round in the yard, makin' out an inbreedin. I don't got no teevee but y'all know that Darlene's still hotter than fire ant juice in the vaseline. And remember, as my uncle Silas used to say 'Northern girls tease but southern girls please' *hyuk*

The Porg Conspiracy...

If anyone needed any artwork done for their death-metal band , RPG, horror movie, backdrop etc I reckon they'd do a lot worse than giving Ben a call, check out his website ThePorg.org
for a butchers into his odd brain.